That Neverending Awkward Moment

That awkward moment when the moments ain't awkward and i put on a disguise then maim the person who keeps saying that awkward moment this, this awkward moment that.. then a few days later I visit them in hospital (in the Awk Ward!!) with a nice bunch of grapes and a card with wishes that they get well soon.. but i forget to take off my mask that i wore when i maimed that person.. that would be a bit awkward.

That awkward moment when you reply to an awkward status and don't what to say because it's all just so awkward.

That awkward moment when I realize that I can't type in the dark very wrll so I awkwardly turn my light on.